kulshanbz (Wednesday 3rd of December 2008 07:05:00 PM)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave Baby Jesus the gift of beard, who wore it proudly to his dying day. The other three wise men used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter, they all died roundhouse kick related deaths. The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely in Chuck Norris' pants. Chuck Norris' penis has its own zip code and at Christmastime it gets more letters than Santa.

moronman8888 (Friday 28th of November 2008 09:55:45 AM)

im posting this to videos so that ppl can be aware... user "xlmh9" hacked onto my account and deleted some of my videos... if anyone knows how to report this, please do so.

0DW (Thursday 27th of November 2008 05:13:38 PM)

Um.. The earth doesn't revolved around the sun chuck norris is awesome?

DarkstarDeck (Wednesday 26th of November 2008 03:13:00 PM)

Most guys hav to use their penis to have a girl use her virginity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick it out of them.

moronman8888 (Tuesday 25th of November 2008 07:09:36 PM)

Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee. the last thing you ever see is Chuck Norris. when there is fire, you stop drop and roll. when there is Chuck Norris, you stop drop and die. chuck norris invented the apple. when chuck norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet; water gets chuck norris.

DarkstarDeck (Tuesday 25th of November 2008 02:22:24 PM)

All girls are born without their virginity. Why? Ask Chuck Norris.

DarkstarDeck (Tuesday 25th of November 2008 02:18:56 PM)

In the begining, there waws chuck norris

DarkstarDeck (Tuesday 25th of November 2008 02:16:58 PM)

when chuck norris does a pushup, he dosent go up, the earth goes down.

TheTitto (Tuesday 25th of November 2008 12:12:07 PM)

Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

audioslavelover (Monday 24th of November 2008 03:30:15 PM)

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.