David Frizzell - I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

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DAVID FRIZZELL - THE FAMILY'S FINE, BUT THIS ONE'S ALL MINE! (1982) A 1. Lost My Baby Blues 2. As Soon As A Waltz Ain't 3/4 Time 3. I'M GONNA HIRE A WINO TO DECORATE OUR HOME 4. Maybe There's Love After You, After All 5. Lone Star Lonesome B 1. I Wish That I Could Hurt That Way Again 2. She's Up To All Her Old Tricks Again 3. Sweet Sweet Sin 4. Single And Alone 5. Let's Have A Party I'M GONNA HIRE A WINO TO DECORATE OUR HOME (DeWayne Blackwell) I came crawling home last night like many nights before Finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door And she said: "You're not gonna do this anymore" CHORUS: She said: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't need to roam We'll take out the dining room table and put a bar along that wall And a neon sign will point the way to our bathroom down the hall" She said: "Just bring those Friday paychecks and I'll cash them all right here And I'll keep on tap for all your friends their favorite kind of beer And for you I'll always keep in stock those soft aluminum cans And when you're feeling macho you can crush them like a man" She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet and put sawdust on the floor Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels and I won't cook no more There'll be Monday night football on TV above the bar And a pay phone in the hallway when your friends can't find their car" CHORUS She said: "You'll get friendly service and for added atmosphere I'll slip on something sexy and I'll cut it clear to here Then you can slap my bottom every time you tell a joke Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're broke" She said: "Instead of the family quarrel we will have the bar-room brawl When the Hamm's bear says it's closing time you won't have far to crawl And when you run out of money you'll have me to thank You can sleep it off next morning while I'm putting it in the bank" She said: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't need to roam Then when you and your friends get off from work and you have a powerful thirst Well, there won't be any reason why you can't stop off here first" CHORUS

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Uploaded: August 5, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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