sa143001 (Saturday 29th of November 2008 05:45:06 PM)

good idea lets keep guns where people have sex damn perverts

Biplane11 (Wednesday 26th of November 2008 01:25:39 PM)

What a sick society. Sad!

samisyosam (Monday 24th of November 2008 12:46:50 AM)

Paranoia is one hell of a fat market. I need to invent something that crazy aging libertarians would use. An inflatable doomsday bunker... A gun holster for the toilet... Electrified tiger trap and tazing devices for the front and rear entrances... Bulletproof pillow cases... Easy clip-on trip mines armed via the Clapper... Do-it yourself sentry guns with motion sensors and automatic rifles... Oh man. I better write this down. I bet I could make a fortune!

MikeSauer54 (Friday 21st of November 2008 02:04:30 PM)

is this for real? damn rednecks

Perrybystorm (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 10:51:56 PM)

A must have.

McConsumer (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 10:49:24 PM)

also useful for an especially long dildo

thedynamo (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 10:41:12 AM)

Now I won't have to bother with getting out of bed in that moment I finally decide to blow my brains out! Thanks, BackUp! Killing myself or my loved ones never felt so easy!

burlearth (Monday 17th of November 2008 01:24:51 PM)

The 2nd amendment allows them to bear arms as part of a "regulated militia" not the right for every lone lunatic to own one.

burlearth (Monday 17th of November 2008 01:21:45 PM)

Lets face it, this device is not meant for easy access so redneck Americans to get to their guns quickly. It's an aphrodisiac for an impotent race who can no longer "get it up" the normal way and the thought of gun metal close to their small penises at night is the only thing that gives them a horn now.

wilit (Tuesday 11th of November 2008 07:13:40 PM)

San Francisco's 2003 average police response time dropped from 10.8 minutes to 5.8 minutes. It takes less than 30 seconds to kick in a door (look on youtube for vids). In that 5.8 minutes you're waiting for the cops to arrive how do you plan on keeping yourself from being assaulted? The Second Amendment is still very important. When seconds count, remember, the cops are just minutes away.